Wiki on Marion Gordon “Pat” Robertson: Pat is a televangelist from the US. He is the founder of numerous organizations and corporations, including the American Centre for Law and Justice, Christian Broadcasting Network, the Christian Coalition, Flying Hospital, International Family Entertainment,Operation blessings. He is the host of The 700 Club, a Christian TV program airing on channels throughout the United States and on CBN affiliates worldwide.
The smart aleck wants to desist from making smart aleck remarks, because Pat’s comments are too sickening and are a class apart.
Pat on Feminists: “Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”
Pat on destruction of Christians: 
“It is the Congress, the media and homosexuals who want to destroy all Christians”
Pat on AIDS: “I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss”
The smart aleck: “I can’t make head or tail of it. Either Pat is supremely unaware of how people get infected by HIV or…..(Hell, I can’t say it in front of the kids)”
Pat on Satan: “I heard Satan say, “Jesus is playing you for a sucker”
Pat prays to keep Hurricane Gloria from hitting Virginia Beach: “It was ‘extremely important because I felt that if I couldn’t move a hurricane, I could hardly move a nation”
Pat on why New Orleans got flooded: 
“The flooding of New Orleans is a sign that God is tired of seeing his creation mocked by the Mardi Gras and its perverted display of debauchery and exposed breasts.”
Pat on Venezula President Hugo Chavez: “If he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it.”
Our crazy Pat: “I would warn Orlando that you’re right in the way of some serious hurricanes, … It’ll bring about terrorist bombs. It’ll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor.”
The smart aleck: Now why doesn’t Pat start believing in ET, UFOs and Darth Vader?
Pat on Muslims: “Muslims want to rule the world. They want to take over the whole world. That’s their evil purpose . . . Most of them are very harsh. There’s no tenderness or love.”
Pat on Dover, after they voted Left: “If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. When you call God for help, it won’t come …because you voted him out.”
