Archive for December, 2013


We at the Mad Hatter Times are proud to announce to the world that PM-candidate Mr Narendra Modi has decided to don sheep’s clothing. After a Gujarat court upheld a clean chit given to him for his involvement in the Gujarat riots of 11 years ago, Mr Modi decided to strengthen his candidature for the general elections in May – by revealing a new-found love for his Muslim brethren.

In a blog post, that an editor has described as a “brilliant example of creative wrting by a highly imaginative mind,” Mr Modi says “As if all the suffering was not enough, I was also accused of the death and misery of my own loved ones, my Gujarati brothers and sisters. Can you imagine the inner turmoil and shock of being blamed for the very events that have shattered you!”

 Modi 2002What brother, should we run relief camps? (referring to relief camps for riot affected Muslims). Should I start children producing centers there, i.e relief camps? We are 5 and our 25 !!! (Ame panch, Amara panch, referring the Muslim polygamy

Modi 2012:  I went everywhere and investigated. There used to be PILs [public interest litigation] in the Gujarat High Court very often those days. And some judgements say that the best facilities were provided to the refugees

Modi 2002:  Cant Gujarat implement family planning? Whose inhibitions are coming in our way? Which religious sect is coming in the way? Why money is not reaching to the poor? If some people go on producing children, the children will do cycle puncture repair only?

Modi 2013:  On one side was the pain of the victims of the earthquake, and on the other the pain of the victims of the riots. In decisively confronting this great turmoil, I had to single-mindedly focus all the strength given to me by the almighty, on the task of peace, justice and rehabilitation; burying the pain and agony I was personally wracked with.

Modi 2002:  Every child born in Gujarat should get education, enlightenment, livelihood and the economic order should be built up accordingly. For this purpose, there is a need for teaching a lesson to those people, who are expanding their population

Modi 2013:  I had appealed to the people of Gujarat on the day of the Godhra train burning itself; fervently urging for peace and restraint to ensure lives of innocents were not put at risk.

Modi 2002: We cannot permit merchants of murder freely operate in Gujarat.

Modi 2013: “In fact, my emphasis has always been on developing and emphasizing a spirit of unity; with the now widely used concept of ‘my 5 crore Gujarati brothers and sisters’ having crystallised right at the beginning of my tenure as CM itself from this very space”





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Who tore up the bedsheets?
Who tore up the bedsheets?
I swear it wasn't me!
I swear it wasn’t me!
Ha! Maximus caught in the act!
Ha! Maximus caught in the act!

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