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Wiki on Lalu Prasad Yadav: Mr Yadav is a politician from the state of Bihar. He is currently the Minister of Railways in the ruling United Progressive Alliance(UPA) government and the president of the Rashtriya Janata Dal.

He is currently a Member of Parliament in the 14th Lok Sabha from the Chhapra constituency. He is known for his charismatic leadership and mass appeal among some of the backward castes and religious minorities, caste-based politics, as well as for the many corruption cases against him during his political tenure.

Lalu after rumours that Mayawati might emerge as a PM candidate: “I do not rule out the possibility of being prime minister of India one day, but there is still time.”

The smart aleck:“It may not be such a distant possibility considering that people with lesser vote-banks like IK Gujaral, Chandramohan and Manmohan Singh have become prime ministers.”

Lalu on Communism: “I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.”

 The smart aleck: I’m sure people in Bihar would have been inspired by the way he got out of tough situations in corruption charges like the disproportionate assets case and the Fodder scam.

Lalu on why he leads a luxurious life: “I work so much. If I don’t get all the comforts, I will turn mad.”

Lalu, the veterinarian: “If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.”

Lalu on handling the Railways portfolio: My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways.

The smart aleck: I wonder what buffaloes have to do with getting his relatives cushy jobs in the railway department?

Lalu on lobbying industrial groups: Why should I tell you where I am going to get funds from? If I were to do that then all the vested interests would get alerted. You must be aware that railways are full of such elements and my fight is against them.

 

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Wiki on Marion Gordon “Pat” Robertson: Pat is a televangelist from the US. He is the founder of numerous organizations and corporations, including the American Centre for Law and Justice, Christian Broadcasting Network, the Christian Coalition, Flying Hospital, International Family Entertainment,Operation blessings. He is the host of The 700 Club, a Christian TV program airing on channels throughout the United States and on CBN affiliates worldwide.

The smart aleck wants to desist from making smart aleck remarks, because Pat’s comments are too sickening and are a class apart.

Pat on Feminists: “Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

Pat on destruction of Christians: “It is the Congress, the media and homosexuals who want to destroy all Christians”

Pat on AIDS: “I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss”

The smart aleck: “I can’t make head or tail of it. Either Pat is supremely unaware of how people get infected by HIV or…..(Hell, I can’t say it in front of the kids)”

Pat on Satan: “I heard Satan say, “Jesus is playing you for a sucker”

Pat prays to keep Hurricane Gloria from hitting Virginia Beach: “It was ‘extremely important because I felt that if I couldn’t move a hurricane, I could hardly move a nation”

Pat on why New Orleans got flooded: “The flooding of New Orleans is a sign that God is tired of seeing his creation mocked by the Mardi Gras and its perverted display of debauchery and exposed breasts.”

Pat on Venezula President Hugo Chavez: “If he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it.”

Our crazy Pat: “I would warn Orlando that you’re right in the way of some serious hurricanes, … It’ll bring about terrorist bombs. It’ll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor.”

The smart aleck: Now why doesn’t Pat start believing in ET, UFOs and Darth Vader?

Pat on Muslims: “Muslims want to rule the world. They want to take over the whole world. That’s their evil purpose . . . Most of them are very harsh. There’s no tenderness or love.”

Pat on Dover, after they voted Left: “If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. When you call God for help, it won’t come …because you voted him out.”

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